The 7 Best TV-Watching Positions For Your Relationship

  • The 7 Best TV-Watching Positions For Your Relationship >>>

  • 1. The Standard Side-By-Side: This is the “missionary position” of TV-viewing postures, and guys, you really aren’t doing it right unless you have your arm around her, so you can put on the moves (you sly rascal!).

  • 2. The Snuggle-Pack 5000: The Snuggle-Pack 5000 requires the snuggler to play the role of an advanced snuggle-droid that’s been sent from the future to cuddle the snugglee to bits. By wrapping one leg and arm around your partner, you secure yourself as a protective, yet irresistibly vulnerable human knapsack.

  • 3. The Kingda Kouch: Buckle-up by placing a throw pillow in your partner’s crotchal region, hooking their legs over your shoulders like a security harness, and settling in with your upper back against the pillow. Sure, it may look like one of you is giving birth to a fully-developed adult-baby, but the infantile comfort afforded by this position will make you feel reborn.

  • 4. The Foot Tenderizer: The Foot Tenderizer is perfect for those of us who like to dabble in the art of massage. Simply sit upright in a standard couch posture while your partner sits lengthwise with his or her feet on your thighs. Now those feet are accessible and your hands can work their magic.

  • 5. The Thigh Pillow: There’s something visceral and intimate about putting your skull and brain very close to a partner’s femur and juicy thigh meat. While administering The Thigh Pillow, use your hand to cup his or her knee and drive ’em wild with flirtatious whisperings during the commercial breaks.

  • 6. The Cat Ball: This position is very effective if you are a tall, lanky man, because you can astonish her with the ability to curl into a precious little ball, melting her heart to goop. For added impact, start mewling helplessly, like a blind kitten. She’ll have no choice but to pet you affectionately.

  • 7. The Pretzel: The flawless interconnection of your legs proves that you two bake the perfect biscuits. Like a pretzel, your entwined bodies are warm, soft and maybe even a little salty. This position promotes lower leg comfort, encourages playful toe rubbing and can double as a skydiving position when you hit your midlife crisis. So keep practicing!

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    Friday, 15. January 2016