The Dos And Don’ts Of Crying In Public, According To ‘The Hills’

  • The Dos And Don’ts Of Crying In Public, According To ‘The Hills’ >>>

  • 1. Before you get too upset, take a moment to breathe.

  • 2. Try to avoid mascara tears whenever you can.

  • 3. Even if it means employing a minion to help you.

  • 4. Even if there aren’t really any tears, really. It’s better to be safe than sorry.

  • 5. Unless you don’t really give a f–k.

  • 6. In lieu of actual tears, make this face.

  • 7. Hug your friend when you feel tears coming. You’ll be able to wipe away the tears (and maybe some unwanted snot) onto their shirt.

  • 8. Sometimes you may feel the need to resort to blame and get angry.

  • 9. But you should really find a way to deal with your emotions in a positive way.

  • 10. Unless you’re breaking up with an ex.

  • 11. Then all bets are off.

  • 12. Seriously. Don’t worry about it.

  • 13. Don’t ever feel ashamed of your ugly crying face.

  • 14. Or of crying, in general. It’s a perfectly normal response to a sh-tty (or happy!) situation.

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    Watching an episode of ‘The Hills’ was equivalent to experiencing every human emotion in the span of 22 minutes. One minute you’d be laughing at something ridiculous Lo told Lauren, then you’d find yourself getting angry at Justin Bobby and his man-boyish behavior toward Audrina. Not to mention that every time Lauren cried – which was often, BTW – you’d cry. Man, it really was an emotionally draining show, guys.

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    Then again, it did teach us the do’s and don’ts of crying in public. Often seen as an act of weakness, crying has long been stigmatized in our society, but Lauren Conrad gave zero effs about traditional social norms. She cried wherever she damn felt like crying. So here are some general tips for your next public cry in our GIF gallery above.

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    Friday, 27. November 2015