44 Reasons Salem From ‘Sabrina The Teenage Witch’ Is Your Spirit Animal

  • 47 Reasons Salem From ‘Sabrina The Teenage Witch’ Is Your Spirit Animal >>>

  • 1. He knows his purpose in life

  • 2. He says exactly what’s on his mind

  • 3. He’s experienced heartbreak

  • 4. He’s persuasive

  • 5. His sarcasm is on point

  • 6. He looooves food

  • 7. Like REALLY loves food

  • 9. He eats his feelings…

  • 9. …like, every feeling. Good or bad.

  • 10. *nom nom nom*

  • 11. Seriously, we need a pizza in here, stat

  • 12. He appreciates a good bubble bath

  • 13. He puts up with Sabrina’s bullsh-t

  • 14. He was the original Catfish

  • 15. He spends a lot of time thinking about the deep stuff

  • 16. He’s ambitious in a harmless way…

  • 17. …and ambitious in an evil way

  • 18. He knows how to impress the ladies

  • 19. He can save you from a fire

  • 20. He lives life on the edge…

  • 21. …but he’s not afraid to show his emotions

  • 22. He has big weekend plans

  • 23. He enjoys beverages with paper umbrellas

  • 24. He does girl talk

  • 25. He has personal space issues

  • 26. He takes time to reflect upon himself

  • 27. He has regrets

  • 28. He gets lonely sometimes

  • 29. He makes dumb mistakes…

  • 30. …but he learns from them

  • 31. He went through an angsty teen phase

  • 32. He makes it rain

  • 33. He apologizes when necessary

  • 34. He probs has a sicker ride than you do

  • 35. He’s always prepared for a party

  • 36. He can play the piano…

  • 37. …and the accordion…

  • 38. …and spin, too!

  • 39. He’s perfected the evil cackle

  • 40. He’s honest

  • 41. Like, brutally honest

  • 42. He falls in loooooove

  • 43. And most importantly, he knows EXACTLY who he is…

  • 44. …a KING!

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    His interests include eating pizza and taking over the world.

    Before Alex Russo ( Selena Gomez) bewitched us on Disney Channel’s ‘The Wizards of Waverly Place’, there was Sabrina Spellman (Melissa Joan Hart). ‘Sabrina the Teenage Witch’, a TV show based on a comic book series under the same name, blessed small screens everywhere from 1996 to 2003.

    Sabrina is a 16-year-old witch living in Massachusetts with her two aunts, Hilda and Zelda, and her pet cat, Salem Saberhagen. Except Salem isn’t actually a cat. Or at least, he wasn’t always a furry feline. Once upon a time, he was a witch too. But then he tried to embrace his inner villain and take over the entire world. Not cool, right?

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    That’s what the Witch’s Council thought, so they punished him by transforming his human self into a talking cat forevermore. (And when we say forever, we mean forever. We bet there’s a ‘Sabrina’ rerun playing on some channel somewhere in the world right this very second.)

    Throughout the series, Salem is like a talking version of the internet’s beloved Grumpy Cat. Salem whines, he eats, he grumbles, he parties and then he eats some more. We love him because he just gets it, y’know? Whatever you’re thinking or feeling on the inside, Salem’s the cat who will say it loud ’n’ proud to the entire world. Here’s why you can’t get enough of this famous black cat.

    Friday, 20. November 2015