Listen Up, Idiots: 17 Bada** ‘Scream Queens’ Quotes

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  • 1. “Good morning, sluts.”

  • 2. “Good evening, idiots.”

  • 3. “I’m sorry, did I ask you to pull down my panties and blow a compliment up my butt?”

  • 4. “Learn to make a pumpkin spice latte, you psychopath.”

  • 5. “Thank you, coffee donkey.”

  • 6. “What was I supposed to do? ’True Tori’ was over.”

  • 8. “You get STDs from dirty toilet seats and drinking the water in Mexico…”

  • 9. “She smells like hot dog water and probably sprained her neck giving blumpkins down at the local bowling alley.”

  • 10. “We’re going to play a game called cocaine or dildo.”

  • 11. “This closet is the most precious thing in my life. It’s like a second vagina to me… You have violated my closet vag.”

  • 12. “I once thought about donating them [designer clothes] to charity, but there was something so depressing about a poor person walking around in couture. It’s like ’Sorry’ but that Lanvin sweater is not appropriate for your job at Roy Rogers, welfare queen.”

  • 13. “I’ll show Rodger and Dodger video proof that their hot new girlfriend regularly rubs it out in her room while watching ’Dora the Explorer.'”

  • 14. “Now, can we please get back to drinking my pooey hand water?”

  • 15. “Kaizi is my Asian. He’s not in this class, he’s not even enrolled in this school. I keep him on retainer to come take tests with me.”

  • 16. “No one forced that goat to get as drunk as he did. That’s on him.”

  • 17. “Congratulations, stupid hippos.”

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