At this point you should pretend to pretend to care.
What should you wear today?
Did you make an ass of yourself at the party on Friday?
How many calories are in a Caesar salad?
…life is full of stressful questions. Fortunately, you don’t spend every second agonizing over them, because you don’t have so much as a miniscule f**k left to give. (You lost your very last one when it — along with the rest of your body — fell off some mechanical bull years ago.)
Here are 16 telltale signs that you couldn’t even care less, even if you tried.
Monday, 08. June 2015