12 Signs You've Been Single Too Long

  • 1. One movie ticket for you, one ticket for your cat.

  • 2. You use the other half of your bed for storage space.

  • 3. You’ve started considering becoming a vest guy.

  • 4. You have strong opinions about brands of frozen dinners.

  • 5. You clear your web history so YOU don’t see it.

  • 6. Your “good” underwear is the one with the fewest holes.

  • 7. You’ve stopped being able to recognize your own smells.

  • 8. Your last date was a Justin Timberlake concert…

  • 9. You just bought a ferret for your apartment.

  • 10. The last three arguments you’ve had were with yourself, out loud.

  • 11. You get way too excited about watching lacrosse.

  • 12. Your “date night” is eating pizza and listening to your neighbors do it.

  • 12. You can’t remember the last time you actually went to a restaurant that serves kale.

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